| Question | Answer |
| Q: What are two things people never eat before breakfast? | A: Lunch and supper. |
Q: Why did the man throw a bucket of water out the window? | A: He wanted to see the waterfall. | Q: Why did the man throw the butter out the window? | A: He wanted to see the butterfly. | Q: Why did the man put the clock in the safe? | A: He wanted to save time. | Q: What has two hands and a face, but no arms and legs? | A: A clock. | Q: What has a neck, but no head? | A: A bottle. | Q: Where is the ocean the deepest? | A: On the bottom. | Q: Why did the man throw his watch out of the window? | A: He wanted to see time fly. | Q: What State in the United States is High in the middle and round at the ends? | A: Ohio. | Q: How do you spell mousetrap? | A: C-A-T. | Q: How many people are buried in that cemetery? | A: All of them. | Q: What can't be used until it's broken? | A: An egg. | Q: What do tigers have that no other animals have? | A: Baby tigers. | Q: What is Black and white and read (red) all over? | A: A newspaper | Q: Why is number six afraid ? | A: Because seven eight nine (seven ate nine) | Q: How do you know when a motorcycle policeman is happy? | A: He has bugs on his teeth! | Q: What did zero say to eight? | A: Nice belt. (The 8 looks like a 0 with a belt around its waist.) | Q: What did number 1 say to 7? | A: Nice hair | In the alphabet...Q: Which is the most self-centered letter of the alphabet? | A: "i" (I) | In the alphabet...Q: Which letter is always trying to find reasons? | ”y" (Why?") | In the alphabet...Q: Which letter is not me? | A: U. | Q: Why don't we need a compass at the North Pole? | A: Because every direction is south. | Q: "What letter of the alphabet has got lots of water?" | A: "The C" | Q: "What letter of the alphabet is always waiting in order?" | A: "The Q. (queue) | Q: What has two heads, four eyes, six legs and a tail? | A: A horse and its rider. | Q: What is as big as a horse but doesn't weigh anything? | A: The horse's shadow | Q: What begins with T, ends with T and has T in it? | A: A teapot. | Q: Do you know why birds fly to south in the winter? | A: Because it's too far to walk there. | Q: What are the 3 important rings in life? | A: Engagement ring, Wedding ring, and suffering. | Q: Which room has no doors, no windows. | A: A mushroom. | Q: What gets wetter as it dries? | A: A towel | Q: A man rode into town on Tuesday. Two days later he rode home on Tuesday. How is this possible? | A: His horse's name is Tuesday. | Q: Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance? | A: He didn't have anybody to take. (any BODY) | Q: Why did the student take a ladder to school? | A: Because he/she was going to high school! | Q: How far can a dog run into the forest? | A: Halfway, after that he is running out of the forest. | Q: Which is faster, heat or cold? | A: Heat, because you can catch a cold. | Q: Why did Mickey Mouse go to outer space? | A: To find Pluto. | Q: What's the difference between electricity and lightening? | A: You don't have to pay for lightening. | Q: What do you call a witch at the beach? | A: A sandwich. | Q: Why are baseball stadiums so cool? | A: There is a fan in every seat. | Q. What's a minimum? | A. A very small mother! | Q: Where does a boxer who weighs 135 kilograms sit on a bus? | A: Wherever he wants to. | Q:What makes "oom" and gives milk? | A cow walking backwards. | Q. How many seconds are there in one year? | A. Twelve. January second, February second, March second... | Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? | A: To get to the other side. | Q: Why do people call their own language their mother tongue? | A: Because their fathers seldom get a chance to use it. | Q: Why don't sharks eat clowns? | A: Because they taste funny. | Q: What did the doctor say when the invisible man called to make an appointment? | A: Tell him I can't see him today. | Q: Which 'BUS' could cross the ocean? | A: Columbus! | Q: What a bee says when it gets in the hive? | A: Hi Honey! I'm home! | Q: How do you catch a squirrel? | A: Climb a tree and act like a nut ! | Q: What do you call 'a fly' without wings? | A: You call it 'a walk.' | Q: What did the cannibal who was late for dinner get? | A: The cold shoulder. | Q: What did the fish say when he hit the wall? | A: Dam! | 